"Anything for you Ted," replied the young red-head, grabbing his hand and holding it to her cheek. "Nothing can tear us apart."
The Mayor took a step back from her and sighed deeply. "It's just that...."
He grabbed a fistful of his own hair and began to pull, his skin stretching and tearing. Shedding his flesh like a loose winter coat, he stood before her, a green cycloptic horror with dripping fangs and eight writhing tentacles.
"It's just that I love you Lauren," said the monster in a dark, husky voice. "Could you ever...I mean...could you..."
Without another word she threw herself on top of him. "Of course Ted, of course I still love you!"
Kissing him fervently all over his slimy exoskeleton, Lauren began to unbutton her blouse. It was at that moment, the Senator from New Jersey entered the room.
"What is going on here?!" shouted the confused, astonished and slightly aroused senator. "Er it's not what it...um...we're....we're doing a weird sexual thing," replied the horrible tentacle monster. "This is uh...what I'm into."Ted was forced to resign when the media got whiff of the sexual scandal, but 20 years later, married to Lauren, living in a small house in Idaho, he never once did regret revealing his true form to her. Thank goodness nobody else found out though, or he would have had to eradicate mankind.
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